Worst growing advice ever!

[forehead]

hydro is better than organic

 

[Oregonic]

"If you have a med card you can't get busted"

"vinegar will lower your PH" yes, yes it will then test that same water 8 hours later and tell me what is says ;)

"you can't burn your plants with tiger bloom, it's organic"

Gotta add this in there.... While i was growing up in my late teens I lived with my grandma who found a pipe and I quote "I know you used it because there is residue in it!" got in extra trouble for laughing so hard

 

[Gray Beard]

More light equals more yield. Leave the grow room door open for that extra "free" light and watch your buds swell as never before and the bonus - seeds to sell.

 

[Venom818]

Growing under black lights will give purple coloring to your bud. (this is how one dealer I met explained purple buds to me)

LMAO some kid told me that once.

 

[0MEGA]

I think the worst is when people who dont grow give advice, or atleast even grow the same way, outdoor grower giving an indoor grower adivice is the worst.
Ive actually stopped talking to certain friends who were so wrong about soo many things it got on my nerves, trying to convince me males make seeds, when there is a male around a female the female turns hermie, or when they asked why dont i just pour my nutes out the bottle on to the soil.
last straw came when they were in my grow room when i got home from work and my bro and him were trimming up my leaves.

 

[0MEGA]

hydro is better than organic

did someone tell you this? or did you just state it lol.

there is no better imo i think everyone has a style, not all great soil growers can go hydro and vice versa.

 

[rabbithole]

use your old bong water on your plants

 

[bdawgburner]

Hanging your plants to let the resin from the stems go to the buds is classic. I have heard that a million times and always by someone who has never even seen a plant growing.

Mix up kool aid and water with it. Whatever the flavor is, your plants will taste the same.

Only smoke spear shaped buds. They are the most potent.

Only fertilize the 2nd and last week of flower for max yield and potency.

The more red hairs on a bud, the more potent it is.

Miracle grow soil is the best because you dont have to use nutes.

 

[Pandaman]

"...Our 90watt LED UFO replaces a 400watt HPS!"

 

[0MEGA]

"...Our 90watt LED UFO replaces a 400watt HPS!"

:icon_spin:
:rofl

 

[WomBat]

last straw came when they were in my grow room when i got home from work and my bro and him were trimming up my leaves.

That same thing happened to me and my bro says its cool i have been growing tomatoes for years i about became a member of the slapahoe tribe=]

 

[chrometrichs]

'a little miracle gro won't hurt'

 

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Someone was told to flush there moms for 2 weeks before taking cutts LOL:sick0004:

 

[mrdizzle]

put 7up in your res

 

[chrometrichs]

thats a closely guarded secret ingredient of mine dizzle, I only use 7up on strains like haze's though. My favorite is generic brand purple soda for when I'm growing purple strains or when I'm growing strains that want to be purple. You can't beat carbonation for aeration, and the high fructose corn syrup makes everything taste like sweet, sweet candy.

 

[altitudefarmer]

They seemed to like the St Ides we poured in the rez last week; let's give 'em some Jim Beam!


I'm a big hairy american winning machine.

 

[greengooroo]

Let your males go , your plants will weigh more!!!

 

[Beeronymous]

:icon_spin:
:rofl

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[The Big Man]

This is actually good advice

Piss on you plants and they will grow strong and healthy! LOL!

A little Urine in your reservoir is actually beneficial for hydro plants..... Yup, its true:evilgrin0040:

 

[altitudefarmer]

A little Urine in your reservoir is actually beneficial for hydro plants..... Yup, its true:evilgrin0040:

it's true. But I hope I never inadvertently smoke buds you grew....LOL