Worst growing advice ever!

[Illmind]

Hmmmm worst advice lets see ummm o ya ' buy reservoirs sour diesel ibl'.

 

[chrometrichs]

Wow, this is getting ugly, I really shouldn't have to tell you my posts are jokes in this thread. Reading the title, introduction or any of my other posts like 'chain stray cats to your plants for moral support' should of lead you to the conclusion, its a joke. This thread was actually just a joke between two people who wanted to share it with the world. Instead the humor in this thread has been derailed by a very serious person, who perhaps could use a little laughter in his life. 99% of the information here at the farm is serious, this is the other 1%....

now back on topic...

'growing weed is so simple, a caveman can do it'
:party0033:

 

[Oregonic]

I know a cat that sprayed pepsi on brick weed...... not really advice, just stupidity that should be shared!

 

[LordDankinstien]

ahahha i just heard this one yesterday lmao "take clones during flowering because of the nugs your plants will have more crystals making your bud better.....

 

[chrometrichs]

The idea of this thread was to contribute humor, not long rants about the quality of posts or the failures of others. Please! if you can't just throw a funny one-liner or two at the thread, just pass on by, the more and more this goes on...which seems like pages, the more and more I just want to delete all these posts, that are about as funny as bud rot.

 

[Lost]

To hell with all of you.. Im going to grow a plant with blue xmas lights and sand if this nonsense keeps up...

 

[chrometrichs]

Don't do it lost, put the xmas lights down, back away from the miracle gro...

 

[themist]

Let's get back on track here...

I was once told to boil the roots in sugar water to get that pesky skunk smell out, and sweeten the taste.

 

[Beeronymous]

Give your plants lots of fruit and veggies to keep 'em healthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chrometrichs]

worst thcfarmer advice ever...

If your new here, like parachute pants as much as I do and have a strong dislike for authority. Don't forget to remind logic that you won't stand for any of his bullshit! This will help keep him on his toes and help you gather some much needed respect points amongst your peers. Don't allow his poor arm to suffer from hammeritis any longer, become a troll today...

*note following this advice may cause a condition known as hammertime.

 

[Tripsick]

Spray seltzer water on your plants for Co2 substitution...

 

[billybadazz]

I grow my weed right next to the freeway because there's more c02 and it's in such a obvious place no one will find it.!!!!!!...........hahahahahahahaha

 

[MASSES 420KING]

Fart on your plants to give them extra co2. They love it. Doubles your resin production and boost yeilds.

Get eatin beans people.

dude that shit is fuckin funny as all hell for real i cant stop crackin up that shit was classic:sign0065::banana::banana::banana::banana:

 

[Jimmynitz]

If you want fruity-tasting purple weed, then water with grape koolaid and purple food coloring....PURE FIRE!!!

 

[crom]

I had a guy tell me that he won't use nutes that DON'T smell like candy! Only the best for my ladies he said. He asked me why I use guano? He said "why use poop on your fruit"?

Drugs are bad mmmkay

This is the best, my Psychiatrist told me "I shouldn't use medical marijuana because it's known to grow boobs on men" I told her that if that was true I'd have huge boobs,and don't count on me quitting, ever.

 

[beezleb878]

I once had a guy tell me straight faced that their is a pot plant with blueberry fruit DNA made by breeding and crossing the two and that it is called Blueberry.

 

[FileError404]

Kool Aid won't work, your plants need electrolytes...it's what plants crave!

http://farm4.static.invalid.com/3047/2440318977_fd49fd475f.jpg

 

[cheyenne]

adding some cal/mag will solve that problem

It often will it seems!

 

[paulycali]

make sure you interrupt your plants during the dark cycle to water them

 

[ent]

"growing at your girlfriends mom house is a great idea"