Kendo’s dating advice for the relationship challenged.

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Medusa

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long term stimulation /// right on /////

Yep.. it's not looks as much as how you treat someone , I notice passion in a man on how he views life and his love of dif things.,conversation...talks about what he likes...thats what i mean by a sparkle in his heart for the things he truly loves and cares about. .. you guys are growers need to look in the cannabis community..someone has the same interest as yourself. M yes long term stimulation...
 
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@Kendo that means you met in your late 20's, and have been married ever since (meaning you have not been on any dates since then). AS much as I love this thread it seems that you have not had any recent dating experience. Perhaps your methods are dated?

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No, not at all.
Carry on loving this thread. :D
We have not even gotten past the don't's much less gotten to the do's.
I have not even gotten to the meat of it yet.
 
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+1 meet chicks everywhere you go, that way you have something in common. It can be as simple as holding a door for her at the post office with a smile, the grocery store, library, taking your dog to the park.... Where ever you go there are good and bad girls to be had, you just need to talk to them.

If looking for a fling picking up girls at the bar is fine, but if you would like a relationship the pub is a less than ideal spot. Also avoid dating coworkers/clients/vendors or anyone else associated with your source of income. It will bite you in the ass 95% of the time.

Yep Yep.
 
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Maybe u guys are always going for the young .cute. no brainers looking for someone to take care of them ? Think about someone perhaps has other interest. intelligent. funny. caring ,thoughtful ..compassionate in the long run probably would keep your interest and stimulate u long term..( if thats what your looking for a relationship). M
@Medusa That will definitely be covered later.
What we think we want, and what we really want are 2 completely different animules
 
PButter

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I've been single for a long time now(+-3yrs) and it is because I know what I'm looking for. Smart, attractive and funny/fun. I'm in no hurry although I live so far off the path I wonder if it won't be another three years before I meet someone.
 
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Lesson #3
Don't be that Creepy Stalker Dude.
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So after a couple of dates with Sarah soul mate you have been unable to get her to commit to a long term relationship. No matter how you many times you tell her you love her she always looks at you like you just ate a booger.

Intimate Instagram selfies, lovelorn prose twitter tweets, Innumerable heartfelt Facebook likes . When does Cyrano De Bergerac become Creepy stalker Dude? As soon as she rebuffs you in that, GET THE FUCK WAY FROM ME CREEP manner. When the answer is NO!, recognize and LET IT GO!!!!!

Don’t be that creepy stalker dude, NOBODY likes a creepy stalker dude, except their Mom of course.

Here is one of the most difficult aspects of meeting women, Is she receptive?!? At first the signs are elusive but as you put yourself out there more you will be able to tell. It’s hard for me to nail down exactly how you will know because it really comes down to how open you are to the clues.

Ya gotta open those instincts fellas, if you allow your natural instincts to take charge your senses will do the work. Pheromones, body language, tone of voice, eye contact. All these will tell you very quickly If yes, no, maybe.

You must let the Love Chi flow my brothers.

T here are several clues that are apparent.

#1 uses her left hand to brush hair aside.

#2 Keeps your gaze.

#3 engages you in further conversation.

#4 catch her looking at you as you walk away. (Take 4-5 steps and turn quickly to say something)


If it’s a no… Don’t take it personally. Learning how to take rejection in stride is by far the most important aspect to confidence.
 
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Lesson #3
Don't be that Creepy Stalker Dude.
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So after a couple of dates with Sarah soul mate you have been unable to get her to commit to a long term relationship. No matter how you many times you tell her you love her she always looks at you like you just ate a booger.

Intimate Instagram selfies, lovelorn prose twitter tweets, Innumerable heartfelt Facebook likes . When does Cyrano De Bergerac become Creepy stalker Dude? As soon as she rebuffs you in that, GET THE FUCK WAY FROM ME CREEP manner. When the answer is NO!, recognize and LET IT GO!!!!!

Don’t be that creepy stalker dude, NOBODY likes a creepy stalker dude, except their Mom of course.

Here is one of the most difficult aspects of meeting women, Is she receptive?!? At first the signs are elusive but as you put yourself out there more you will be able to tell. It’s hard for me to nail down exactly how you will know because it really comes down to how open you are to the clues.

Ya gotta open those instincts fellas, if you allow your natural instincts to take charge your senses will do the work. Pheromones, body language, tone of voice, eye contact. All these will tell you very quickly If yes, no, maybe.

You must let the Love Chi flow my brothers.

T here are several clues that are apparent.

#1 uses her left hand to brush hair aside.

#2 Keeps your gaze.

#3 engages you in further conversation.

#4 catch her looking at you as you walk away. (Take 4-5 steps and turn quickly to say something)


If it’s a no… Don’t take it personally. Learning how to take rejection in stride is by far the most important aspect to confidence.



This is HILARIUS ..5 steps look back LOL...your a funny guy Kendo...
 
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Where do you FIND this shit! That's hilarious! Especially after I told the menfolk to embrace their chesticles and hair and such. Damn near spat out mah joint.
i got to spend some time alone with the girl that helped ripp my outdoor garden few years ago. Was pretty awesome cause she didn't know that i was the person she helped rob, too funny watching her figure out who i was. Nice girl.
No shit! I've got to hear more!
Date will be over when the money is gone thou ....
NOT if you introduce her to Colonel Angus. :D Just sayin'! Colonel Angus always keeps the ladies entertained and happy to stick around.
Colonel Angus!
@Kendo that means you met in your late 20's, and have been married ever since (meaning you have not been on any dates since then). AS much as I love this thread it seems that you have not had any recent dating experience. Perhaps your methods are dated?
LMAO! The man's got a point. <giggle>

Oh... shit. That means I'm dated, too.
 
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@Seamaiden that was quoted from lino saying he goes to the strip club and there is plenty of Colonel Angus there , they/she are looking for the fool that has a big wad of cash and you can bet when that is gone , she is gone ....

Funny or Sad story how ever you view it . Me and a few friends hit Miami beach / Ft. Laud area usually 1-2 times a year (catch me at the biahi beach bar , parrot or The clevelander , mango's and stay above fat tuesdays) So we decided to hit a strip bar (now imho strip bars are good for a hr or a few drinks , look at some women , tip moderately and no couch dance unless someone else is treating ) So its 5 of us and 1 guy is a VP of a bank , He meets this Asian girl (club heat in town) and she is all into him (yea right) So he is crazy drunk and tossing money around and couch dance after couch dance with this girl , so we try to talk some sense into him but he is not having it ( I love her , she is taking me home...yada yada ... a hour maybe 2 rolls bye and we say hey Mart were about to get out of here. Mart aint having it , NO I AM STAYING SHE LOVES ME .

We continue to say dude she is just loving your cash over and over and still can't get him to leave , So after almost breaking into a fight with him we roll (mind u we had the cab driver we took home go back for him after dropping us off ) So we hit mango's and close the place just about.
Roll into the room and at 5 am Mart comes running in and hides in a closet (another story ) We pull him out and say what happened with you and the Asian girl - He says I ran out of money and she rolled .....

On a side note the dude that hangs in the strip club enough that the girls know him by name is the definition of creepy dude
 
Capulator

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Let me just say, I always pity the fool who thinks he can get serious with a stripper. I pity the foo'.

Yo Sea I dated a stripper for a year when I was 18. I didn't know she was a stripper until about 4 months in. Met her in accounting class. lol.
 
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Yep.. it's not looks as much as how you treat someone , I notice passion in a man on how he views life and his love of dif things.,conversation...talks about what he likes...thats what i mean by a sparkle in his heart for the things he truly loves and cares about. .. you guys are growers need to look in the cannabis community..someone has the same interest as yourself. M yes long term stimulation...



Really there's no such thing as a man like this i learned today....only a figment of my imagination....
 
grayarea

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looks change how you treat someone , if you see a handicapped person/female on life support you are gonna treat them differently then you would a model bitch with nice tittys on a Friday night . no Friday nights for sick people just bad days and worse days . i have trouble enjoying perfect tits when i know best friend is dieing alone at home and nothing i do or say can change that or make them feel happy again.

i used to cry about friends dying n stuff but then i realized they would rather die thinking about me doing new cool shit then die thinking about me crying over them for the rest of my life like a little bitch... lol.
 
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No shit! I've got to hear more!

she left candy wrappers next to my garden when she robbed me lol her boyfriend had taxed me a few times before with out me being able to trace it back to him . the last time he came thru with his gf he sold my herbs to a friend of mine who didn't want to cover for him .
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and tell a story about how my lady and i met that somewhat goes against a few rules in this thread. Its pretty funny too so bare with me.
so, after finishing work ( physical labor construction job) i took a "parking lot shower" (bottle of water over the head and upper body, deodorant, cologne, clean white hanes tshirt) but stiil had dirty jeans & boots. I decided to go to a local bar/ pool hall for a few beers, by myself, and to watch some sports on tv. No plans of looking for females. I go use the restroom, sit down, start drinking a few and watching tv. After 30 mins girl #1 walks up and sits down at my table and proceeds to hit on me. We talk a bit & she returns to her friends and says she'll be back. after i few more beers i go use the restroom again. On the way back, girl #2 ( my now current girlfriend of almost 10 years) steps dead in my and says hey ive seen you walk by a couple times, you wanna play a few games of pool. She, btw, is wearing tight jeans/ nice white shirt with sleaves rolled up/ and hair down to her ass, lol. I accept and we commence playing pool at a table her and her friend are playing at with two dudes (it was the dudes table). Soon girl #1 walks up with a cat i went to high school with (who last time i saw him my bro @tHeOnEnAZ was beating his ass in a parking lot) like id be impressed she knew someone i did. I was in the middle of a game with girl #2and girl #1 puts her hand on my cue (poolstick) and says "let me take your shot. I hang on to my cue and politely decline. This brings a big frown to girl #1's face and a huge smile and laugh to girl #2's. Eventually #1 walks away and #2 and i continue to play. After a while (im dead serious here) one of the dudes whos table we were at walks up & starts singin to me, no shit, middle of a pool hall tried to seranade me. Wtf. I look him dead in the eye and say dude, dont fucking sing to me, he walked away hurt and later he and his boy left me, girl #2, and her friend to play on their table. Moral of the story is, sometimes shit just happens. i hadn't washed my ass #1, got one girl (still together, in less than 2 months will be 10 years), couldve had another, and got hit on by a dude, all at a bar, when i wasn't even lookin. Go figure. Lol
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Lol wtf... Congrats brother. She is a great one. 2 thumbs up. Let me guess. Todd?
 
lino

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so that's why they start looking at my crotch, cause i'm looking at their boobs?????
bring more money liono, youi'll get a date.
it's easy boys, as romie says,, have a take and don't suck.....
Actually, ( not hear to brag , in fact read this to the end to find the contrary) , like the rest of you I'd jones for every girl in HS and I was lucky if a cpl thought I was attractive and would laugh at my stupid antics. Later in life I had the opportunity to have job that changed who I was to women,,, I didnt know this was going to happen when I took the job but After I started this new job I realized I could have about 95% of all women, weather they were married , gay, even if the women didnt like sex she was still mine if I desired. The puzzling part for me was that I was still the same guy who was lucky if he got dates the day before. Had so many dates sex got boring,,, then I got older and changed jobs and all of sudden your old and lucky to get a date again.
So fellow farmers 2 points
Point 1.) Status is everything to ladies. Some women might argue that point , but come to Colo and watch John Elway walk into a bar. In other word one day your Butters from South Park and if you're a cute teddy bear the next day;
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Point 2.) Viagra is for older men that cant get dates with a female in her 20's or for those older guys who are just bogarting and over doing it. lol
 
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so that's why they start looking at my crotch, cause i'm looking at their boobs?????
bring more money liono, youi'll get a date.
it's easy boys, as romie says,, have a take and don't suck.....
And one other money saving tip for ya Mogrow, The 9" banana ya put in right front pants pocket before your strip club encounter, leave it home for later. So that saves ya the cost of the banana . I hate wht powder but if ya like stripper girls save some money and go get ya some pure powder save a little and cut the fuck out of the rest, next time you tip one of those girls bet ya they like the blow and one dollar wrapped around a little pure powder gets all the stripper girls you'll can handle so leave your big wad of cash and the banana at home and you'll save $100s . and just trying to make ya laugh,,, not taken shots at ya Mogrow. nothing serious all humor...
 
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