No never went to a easyriders rodeo, been to prison and cowboy rodeos most of my younger life. Have been to a couple bike ralleys they was a lot of fun t and a everywhere.
I only went to one, and it was fun, but enough. Guys bringing ricers just to tear 'em up, holding the front brake while letting the rear tire spin 'til it was fryin', then letting loose of the brake and rocketing into a crowd. Screams, meat wagons, and in 15 minutes, it would start all over again.
They had a live sex show on a stage. Dude and chick looked like Barbie and Ken. Felt kinda sorry for Ken. Both standing on stage buck naked, Barbie goes down on Ken, crowd cheers, Ken limps out, repeat. Then they bring out two sorry looking whores, again buck naked, and they let the guys in the crowd lick their pussies for $20 a pop. Dude gets done, next dude inline steps up. Told the one guy he should have just French kissed the guy ahead of him and saved his twenty.
A guy hands one of the whores a five dollar bill. She sticks her fingers up her twat and wipes in under his nose. A new line starts with guys holding fivers. Fucking stupid.
It was definitely a zoo, but once was enough.
