Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[JKash]

I figured, it's got to be your time! But if we competing..... I'll still defer to the awesomeness of the JKashed (32 tops indoor) Blue Dream.

Bro that is a genuine piece of art for a pic you have! I would frame it in my living room!

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Hey, you pack of skallywags!

Seriously thank you for getting that pic in the winners circle.
I have a plan, I’m sending some duplicates to my good homie since he was robbed last month by just a couple few votes. He got rolled over by a hash ball like he was Indiana jones, that actually lost his hat under a swiftly closing stone doorway. @Lockebox deserves it! And some of the other items I’m going to here real soon give you wreckers an opportunity to win the pulse monitor that I won. I just have to come up with the appropriate thing that won’t cause any problems. So I’m all ears on something fun we could do, so I can spread some this win around. Holler at a clown!

Biggest dick contest? I’m out

 

[JKash]

Is it racist (or nationalist) that I read that in the appropriate accent!

I mean do we remember... you been kicked in the nuts??? I think anything goes

 

[Captspaulding]

Yes! That, and clobbering anyone silly enough to attempt to hijack your ship..

I learned this knot from an old friend who grew up a on the bay, and fancied himself a bit of a pirate.

It makes too much sense.

 

[Captspaulding]

Biggest dick contest? I’m out

Well, I already won that man. Look out across the horizon there. Do you see it?


That’s my huge absolutely stupendous, gorgeous massive throbbing squirmy rooter.

It’s pretty serious, caused several floods when it hit the ground.

 

[JKash]

Does that make you the biggest ass hat?!?!?!?

Obviously joking

 

[Leoman]

Man, I stopped an almost 25 year daily bender. Out on a 6 month long turnaround in the fucking high desert. It was insane. Except for the awesome new band I found while hoping my hands would change from banana yellow back to a semi human pigment. You ain’t lying boy, AIR CONDITIONER really is on another level. True pocket players. Their lead compressor player is imo, the hottest part of the a/c man. Changed my life

Leo man, I can always count on you for a good one.

I was pretty much daily for a couple decades. Those last 2 weeks I was killing it though. Had the cops called on me twice. Once for leaving the car running for 3 hours in an open garage. Don't remember why I turned it on, but I was in bed asleep when they knocked. Another for blasting music at 1am. Cop said he could hear it at the end of the street. I know my neighbors hate my guts. lol

 

[Captspaulding]

Does that make you the biggest ass hat?!?!?!?

Bro you’re gonna make me think?

Ancient alien theorists say that is a resounding
Yes.

Hey……

 

[Captspaulding]

Obviously joking

You get a sad face because you thought you had to clarify. I wear asshats every day man.
It’s totally my thing.

 

[JKash]

Biggest dick contest? I’m out

 

[JKash]

You get a sad face because you thought you had to clarify. I wear asshats every day man.
It’s totally my thing.

Sometimes my own guilt gets to me... im genuinely a nice guy

 

[2Water]

Bro that is a genuine piece of art for a pic you have! I would frame it in my living room!

I just might!

 

[Captspaulding]

I was pretty much daily for a couple decades. Those last 2 weeks I was killing it though. Had the cops called on me twice. Once for leaving the car running for 3 hours in an open garage. Don't remember why I turned it on, but I was in bed asleep when they knocked. Another for blasting music at 1am. Cop said he could hear it at the end of the street. I know my neighbors hate my guts. lol

Been there homie. Glad you aren’t putting your self through that anymore. My list of alcoholic driven disasters is long and storied. You would have to ask everyone else for details. Because I don’t know any. It was rough.

 

[Captspaulding]

Sometimes my own guilt gets to me... im genuinely a nice guy

That’s why I like ya kash!
Birds of a feather tell each other to fuck off!
in a good way!

 

[Captspaulding]

Naahhh it’s allllriiigght heeey mate where the bloody hell are ya

whoa whoa whoa.
The American is gonna correct the native on their language real fast…..shit man it’s

Bladdy ehl FFS man

 

[JKash]

Ok all i have going thru my head now is..
"Got that dick now"

I'm on floor.laughing my ass off... just watched this the other day

 

[Captspaulding]

Ok all i have going thru my head now is..
"Got that dick now"

I'm on floor.laughing my ass off... just watched this the other day

Seeing my Johnson can have that effect.
It’s a blessing and a curse

 

[JKash]

Seeing my Johnson can have that effect.
It’s a blessing and a curse

That prop was the casting of mine

The first one they used wasn't big enough... that's what Franco said

 

[Captspaulding]

That prop was the casting of mine

Well, I’m going to go and walk on the train tracks now, here I was thinking I was as glorious as zues’ beard.

I know when I am defeated.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Biggest dick contest? I’m out

I got kicked out of the big dick contest, for not having a dick.