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Ok C-man you keep teasing us on how good it is living in the mountains, will I am a city boy and I think I have you beat. Here are just a few things that I have that you know nothing about.....Will stop by and hike up to a hot run this morning before noon for 1 hour or so... Planing on an overniter Friday jet boat up, camp, mushout,
1. Smog, love the sweet smell and the wonderful brown cloud that comes with it.
2. Rush hour traffic, you should try it sometime, what a relaxing time just before you get to work or home.
3. Veggies bought from any store, I can just taste the chemicals thinking about it.
4. Wonderful neighbors, great being stacked together like sardines.
5. Excel Energy, great having a rate hike shoved up your ass every year.
That's just 5 quick reasons why I have it better than you. Oh, forgot fishing, I can catch carp all day long in the S. Platte as it runs through Denver. They don't even glow yet.