Well boys and girls, I've just sampled two hits of Wonder Haze #5....so bear with me as I attempt to remember what I'm typing, and I'll give ya a lil smoke report.
I used a small sample. Small enough that my scale wouldn't register it, but it looked about the size of 1/5th of a normal joint. Smoking device was a simple aluminum bat that came with the dugout.
On the first inhale the smoke had a distintive bite--hitting mostly in the back of the mouth/top of the throat. I'm pretty pathetic at describing tastes and smells, but I guess it was a fairly spicey, earthy taste.Lung expansion was decent. It doesn't make you feel like a sumo wrestler is on your chest, but it's definitely there. The high came on quick! I wasn't blasted off, as if I were tied to a rocket, rather it was a comfortable acceleration.
After walking into the other room to get something, suddenly I had no idea what I weant in there for. Ok, I'm feeling it now, I thought. Once I remembered what I went in there for, I got it and came into the living room. But once I got in here, I couldn't remember what I was going to do with it. Suffice it to say, this has continued now for for almost an hour. This must be the most forgetful weed I've ever smoked. As I type this, I'm constantly having to go back over what I just wrote to remember what it was I was saying.
It's leveled off to a nice HIGH plateau now. I can feel my heartbeat in my skull. My lungs are nicely expanded (or so it feels). Breathing is easier. Great friggin weed--even if I did have to wait 13 weeks for it. I'm going to go enjoy my high now.
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