Seamaiden
Living dead girl
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Some day that woman is gonna string you up, chickenman! Can't say as I'd blame her, either. ;)
I had some plans today, and then they went to shit. Dog shit. Dog woke me up at 3:30am or so, whining and moaning. She usually does this when there are raccoons outside that she wants to get to. Well, IT'S FUCKING COLD! So I told her to shut the fuck up, then locked her in a bedroom. Well she showed me! She didn't shit *all* over the bedroom, but she left a trail. Thank God we got that carpet cleaner all those years ago, made quick work of the mess once I picked up what big chunks that could be picked up.
Ya wanna really get me going in the morning? Make me clean. Then watch the fuck OUT. And get outta my way!
I had some plans today, and then they went to shit. Dog shit. Dog woke me up at 3:30am or so, whining and moaning. She usually does this when there are raccoons outside that she wants to get to. Well, IT'S FUCKING COLD! So I told her to shut the fuck up, then locked her in a bedroom. Well she showed me! She didn't shit *all* over the bedroom, but she left a trail. Thank God we got that carpet cleaner all those years ago, made quick work of the mess once I picked up what big chunks that could be picked up.
Ya wanna really get me going in the morning? Make me clean. Then watch the fuck OUT. And get outta my way!