Dirtbag is poopin in a tent!! ⛺ Adventures with the Spiderfarmer SF4000

[Aqua Man]

There's some big damn spiders in Texas too. Trap door and Tarrantulas 8 inches across.

Everything is bigger in Texas....

 

[Aqua Man]

Ok I'm going for a shower now... all this spider talk has me crawling.

 

[Mr.GreenthumbOG]

You’ll be checking the shower for spiders first ya??

 

[Dirtbag]

That is the same spider they used in that movie

Arachnophobia (1990)​

I think they used huntsman spiders in that movie.

I'm a bit of a spider guy, know thy enemy and all...

 

[Anthem]

I think they used huntsman spiders in that movie.

I'm a bit of a spider guy, know thy enemy and all...

do they look like the wolf spider? To be honest I looked at the picture you posted and I thought for sure it was the same. I could be wrong!!!

 

[Anthem]

I think they used huntsman spiders in that movie.

I'm a bit of a spider guy, know thy enemy and all...

I just checked it out. You are correct once again DB!!!!

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Spiders, Snakes and BEES.
This is my family, but you never heard it from me....

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

You’ll be checking the shower for spiders first ya??

Clear the room with a flame thrower.

 

[KingKobi]

Orright, orright, stop it you guys b4 I have to start wearing diapers. Pi$$ funny.
We have a bee hive in our garden which is great for pollination but not great for me. I blow up like a puffer fish, so i always tread carefully
Last summer I am minding my own business in the garden and this one bee decides she doesn’t like me.Buzzes around a bit and flys off. I’m ok.
5 minutes later she back, having fired the warning shot she is mad. I hit the ground at 100mph, arms and legs flying, Roadrunner has nuttin on me

Out of the garden, down the side of the house, up the back verandah, I can still hear her in my ear. Faaark. Inside, slam the back door and do a victory dance. I am alive. Then i hear her buzzing in my ear . Geebus. Race out the front door, do a lap of the house into the back door again and my wife is pi$$ing herself laughing. She calmly tells me the bee is trapped in the wool on the shoulder of my jumper. Did i take that fukka off quick. Jumped on it 50 times just to be sure.

Me and bees, no sir!

Sorry DB, please continue….

 

[Dirtbag]

Spiders, Snakes and BEES.
This is my family, but you never heard it from me....

Al? Nooo...

 

[Mr.GreenthumbOG]

Orright, orright, stop it you guys b4 I have to start wearing diapers. Pi$$ funny.
We have a bee hive in our garden which is great for pollination but not great for me. I blow up like a puffer fish, so i always tread carefully
Last summer I am minding my own business in the garden and this one bee decides she doesn’t like me.Buzzes around a bit and flys off. I’m ok.
5 minutes later she back, having fired the warning shot she is mad. I hit the ground at 100mph, arms and legs flying, Roadrunner has nuttin on me

Out of the garden, down the side of the house, up the back verandah, I can still hear her in my ear. Faaark. Inside, slam the back door and do a victory dance. I am alive. Then i hear her buzzing in my ear . Geebus. Race out the front door, do a lap of the house into the back door again and my wife is pi$$ing herself laughing. She calmly tells me the bee is trapped in the wool on the shoulder of my jumper. Did i take that fukka off quick. Jumped on it 50 times just to be sure.

Me and bees, no sir!

Sorry DB, please continue….

You need to become one with the bees. They sense the fear more than the spiders.
Bees are no worries. Wasps on the other hand. @ComfortablyNumb hand me that flamethrower. Evil.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

The exact same thing happened with my youngest brother.
He called me up to come help him get rid of a bee hive in a tree in his yard. He was going to climb the ladder, cut the branch and when it fell into the trash can, I was supposed to slam the lid on. I called the county pest removal.

 

[Aqua Man]

@Dirtbag you going with any tria this round?

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Orright, orright, stop it you guys b4 I have to start wearing diapers. Pi$$ funny.
We have a bee hive in our garden which is great for pollination but not great for me. I blow up like a puffer fish, so i always tread carefully
Last summer I am minding my own business in the garden and this one bee decides she doesn’t like me.Buzzes around a bit and flys off. I’m ok.
5 minutes later she back, having fired the warning shot she is mad. I hit the ground at 100mph, arms and legs flying, Roadrunner has nuttin on me

Out of the garden, down the side of the house, up the back verandah, I can still hear her in my ear. Faaark. Inside, slam the back door and do a victory dance. I am alive. Then i hear her buzzing in my ear . Geebus. Race out the front door, do a lap of the house into the back door again and my wife is pi$$ing herself laughing. She calmly tells me the bee is trapped in the wool on the shoulder of my jumper. Did i take that fukka off quick. Jumped on it 50 times just to be sure.

Me and bees, no sir!

Sorry DB, please continue….

Those laps count towards your weekly exercise quota.

 

[Dirtbag]

@Dirtbag you going with any tria this round?

Don't think so. Hard to justify buying a jug for 1 plant.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Depends on the jug...

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[Justlovetogrow]

Nothin wrong with bees

 

[Dirtbag]

Nothin wrong with bees

So much so you gotta wear a space suit around them.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

So much so you gotta wear a space suit around them.

Yes u have a point there mate don’t stop the little fkrs stinging u though actually I’ll reword it ain’t nothing wrong with honey

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Yes u have a point there mate don’t stop the little fkrs stinging u though actually I’ll reword it ain’t nothing wrong with honey

That's what the smoker is for. You get them stoned, and they give you the honey.